i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
the most accurate post on tumblr
I think I’m doing this right…
dammit England, stop making us look bad D:
*goes back in time and convinces my mom to raise me in England*
this really makes me angry. My gf cries herself to sleep sometimes because college is too fucking expensive here in the states.
I’m 27 and I really want to go back to school and I can’t. It’s just too expensive for me to afford with the job I have. Here in the states, they don’t want you to succeed if you are poor. It’s easier to kick someone when they are down. I swear to God, I hate it here.
Bolding part of the above because it’s just oh so fucking true.
A huge part of the cause of this is the morbid fear of socialism in the US. Or anything vaguely remotely resembling socialism.
that smug ass response post irks the shit out of me though
like, yay for you? we have a real problem here in the us. but please tell me more about how awesome you have it and how much better your system is.
You see this !!! Why does Europe treat it’s people like people instead of ATMs ?
Literally the best bromance to ever bromance
I have a lot of feels about turk and jd. Yeah they were both straight but they loved each other and it never was a “no homo” thing. It got pretty homo at times and they embraced it and it didn’t matter. The joke wasn’t that they were gay, it wasn’t even a joke. They had serious friend love for each other and showed it in healthy ways. It showed cis men that were compassionate for each other in a positive way(yeah it got goofy at times but it was a comedy)
Sorry I love scrubs.
That’s the way to bromance
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
< CACKLES SO LOUDLY
hey, they were planned for! The superpowers were the accidental part.
DON’T LEAVE CHEMICAL X LYING AROUND WHILE HAVING SEX
Is the moral here